JOKES!

1.Barber: How do you want your hair cut, Jim?
Jim : Like Daddy's-with a hole at the top.

2.Little boy (calling father at office): Hello, who is this?
Father(recognizing son's voice):The smartest man in the world.
Little boy:Pardon me ! I got the wrong number.

3. ''Is your father strict?'' A boy asked.
''Yes he often tells me , if you don't do this , i will take off my belt and belt you''
''Has he belted you anytime?'' asked the boy.
''No he tried once , but when he removed his belt-his pant fell down''

4. Little boy: Daddy , can I marry Grandma?
Father:No, I am afraid you cannot marry my mother.
Little boy:Why not? You married mine.

5.KNOCK ! KNOCK !
Whose there?
Some one.
Some one who?
Some one who is too small to reach the door bell!